Cool One Liners

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    Cool One Liners

    Post by DreamzUnlimited on Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:51 pm

    • If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
    • I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
    • Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
    • Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
    • Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
    • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
    • By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
    • Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
    • There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
    • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
    • There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.
    • An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
    • When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
    • Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
    • They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

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